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Outdoor Sports and a Goat; SAA, open
Topic Started: May 25 2012, 02:17 PM (1,166 Views)
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"Mom! Mom! Watch this!" Flight Risk yipped, as he was pulling his mother by the hoof towards the rodeo track. He'd been working on rodeo stuff in his spare time, and wanted to show his mother how good he had gotten. Even if he had ditched out on the rodeo with The Apple Family… It looked cool. And the ponies in the rodeo looked strong.

Plus… He wanted to give her something else to think about other than his new changeling wings. Which she wouldn't stop staring at.
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Johnagold walked alongside Flight Risk and Jewels to the Sweet Apple Acres rodeo track. It really wasn't anything too special, but Applejack used to love practicing for her rodeo competitions on it. Too bad she had left, though, she would have really shown Julie and Flight Risk a good time. There was one thing a little off about the track, though. Right in the middle of it stood a crate with a note attached to it.

Hmmm... a crate, thought Johnagold. Did Granny mail-order some new animals or somethin'?

"Do y'all see that crate on the track, too, or am Ah just seein' things?" asked Johnagold to the mother and son.
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"I see it." Jewels said, clomping along on three hooves as her son pulled her along by one hoof. "How'd you get those wings again?" She asked her son, probably the tenth time she had done so.

"A changeling queen gave them to me." Flight Risk said again, leaving out the mind thing that the Changling Queen had done to them before giving him said wings. She didn't need that on her mind.
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"Ah'm gonna go check that crate out," said Johnagold. "It ain't s'posed to be sittin' in the middle of the track like that. Some ponies just don't understand that this ain't a place to be leavin' their unwanted pets."

Johnagold approached the crate and pulled the note off. He read it out loud:

Dear Johnagold,

Your father and I are so glad that you're so happy being with Granny and the family, and there's a special gift waiting for you in this here crate that will make you even happier! I'm sure you've been missing Goaty, haven't you? Well, he's been acting up lately, partially because of Goat Puberty, but we're suspecting that it might also be separation anxiety, too. You wouldn't believe some of the changes he's been going through, Johna. Goaty became way too nasty for us to handle, so we took him to the vet to be neutered. Now that he's been sterilized, he's still grumpy, he's gained quite a bit of weight, and all he does now is eat and sleep. Maybe if Goaty stays with you, Johnagold, he'll be better off. I'm sure you're just shaking with anticipation right now, so go ahead and open the crate!

Love,

Ma


Johnagold just stared at the letter with the biggest, dumbest grin on his face.
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"Lemme see!" Flight Risk yipped, jumping up and down to try and read the note before he remember he had wings now. He flitted up, flying over Johnagold's shoulder to read the note. "A goat? Cool." There were a few words that were confusing him about the letter, but that didn't matter.

Jewels looked over his shoulder as well, reading the letter. She bobbed her head a little, her typical dead pan expression not changing in result. A pet then. Jewels was more one for winged pets… But she was trying to put her Cloudbanker past behind her, so she'd give the goat a chance.
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"Goaty ain't just a normal goat," said Johnagold as he got ready to open the crate door. "He might just be the most amazin' goat ever! Back in Appleoosa, we used to do everthin' together! We used to play games, go out for a couple of drinks together, and we even slept in the same bed! Ah'm sure y'all get the idea that Goaty and Ah were super close, so Ah'm just gonna open up the crate.

Johnagold slid the door off of the crate, and a fat, grumpy-looking goat walked out. Goaty sort of looked like this, but meaner. Goaty looked around, snorted, and then began eating some grass. Goaty just didn't give a buck.

"Wow, Goaty, you really let yourself go while Ah was gone," said Johnagold as he looked over to the lazy goat. "But Ah missed you so much!" Johnagold ran over to Goaty, laughing as he hugged the goat all over the place. Goaty still didn't give a buck about what was going on; he just bleated and continued eating his grass.

"Ain't he just great?" asked Johnagold as he snuggled up to Goaty.
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The two of them just blinked. Jewels figured she could handle this goat. She liked that it was quiet and not obnoxiously loud. In her foal she could take it, and even think it was cute. But in a goat? No. Just no. Flight Risk on the other hand, spoke up. "Are you sure they didn't send you the wrong goat?"
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"No, this is the right goat," replied Johnagold. "Goaty just had a little 'procedure' done to him back in Appleoosa so he wouldn't make all the doe goats have kids, that's all. One of the side effects from the little operation was that he became...well, fat and lazy."

Goaty looked back over to Johnagold, still chewing his grass. The goat bleated at him again with a grumpy expression on its face.

"Ah know the procedure prob'ly hurt, Goaty, but it was all for the best," replied Johnagold. "But you might not want to be usin' that kind of language while there's a colt around."
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"What's do wrong with baby goats? That's mean." Flight Risk didn't get why anyone would do that to somepony. It seemed really wrong. "Whatever word he said, I say he's justified." Plus, the adults went weird over perfectly fine words like bucking anyway.
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Johnagold looked over to Flight Risk, his arm wrapped around Goaty's shoulders. "There ain't nothin' wrong with baby goats, Risk, but there is a problem with a ton of unwanted kids runnin' round everywhere. We found Goaty abandoned as a kid, prob'ly 'cause the owner of Goaty's ma wasn't plannin' on him bein' born. It wasn't mah choice for him to be 'snipped', but it's kinda a safety and overpopulation thing, Ah guess."

Goaty stopped eating his grass and began chewing on Johna's tail.
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A foal abandoned because it hadn't been planned? "That sounds like an issue with the owners, not the goats. I don't think you would like it if you were never able to have foals, now would you?" Flight Risk was a little nicer now, considering it wasn't Johnagold's fault. But he found the entire idea deplorable.
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"It is a problem with the owners," replied Johnagold. "They shoulda taken Goaty in instead of leavin' him out in the wild to fend for himself."

Johnagold tried to change the subject. "Anyway, wanna see somethin' really neat Goaty can do?"
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"Sure." Flight Risk yipped, flitting around excitedly. He certainly wasn't flying like any pegasus one had ever seen, it was more bug like. More agile than any could. Jewels looked to be getting hypnotized by the flitting about as she waited her son fly about.
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"Alrighty, then," said Johnagold. "Get ready to have y'all's minds blown!" Johnagold stepped a few feet away from Goaty, narrowing his eyes at the goat.

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, Sheriff Goaty. Ah hope you're ready to draw, 'cause look at the time: High Noon!"

Goaty just kind of stared at Johnagold and yawned.

"You yawnin' at me, Sheriff?" asked Johnagold, glaring at the goat. "You'll be regrettin' that, sir, 'cause it's time to DRAW! BANG!" Johnagold turned around quickly and pointed at Goaty. The goat, with minimal enthusiasm, fell over as if he was dead.

"See?" asked Johnagold. "Was that purty awesome or what?"
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Flight Risk clapped his hooves loudly, though he was more applauding Johnagold's performance than the goat's. "That was awesome Johna!" So awesome. Jewels looked just about as excited as the goat, as always.
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